![]() ![]() Mario: *takes out a cellphone and calls Mario's Ristorante* It's best just not to get caught.įoxy: *appears at door* Hey dude, just wanted to let you know the pizza's ready.įreddy: *in office somehow, humping pizza* GET IN MAH BELLY!įoxy: Hey dude, you finished with that pizza?įreddy: *gets mad* I'M GOING TO R*PE YOU!įreddy & Chica: *start wrestling on the floor*īonnie: *barges in* Someone removed the frickin' PIZZAAAAAAaaAaaaAAAAAA!!!!!!!įreddy, Chica, Foxy & Eggman: *screaming* Phone Guy: They will insert them into your orifices! *censored noises* Yeah, never mind, scratch that. Phone Guy: Hello? Hello? Very evil demons are in the first floor. ![]() Mario is looking out the window, checking for the animatronics.Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! *runs down hallway screaming* Mario is looking freaked out as he watches.įoxy: *continues, looking at Mario* And hide your husband cuz they're rapin everybody out here.Ĭhica, Bonnie, & Freddy: *pop up on stage out of nowhere*.Mario: AHHHHHHH!!! *runs out of closet* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!įoxy: *playing the piano and singing Bed Intruder* Hide your kids, hide your wife, Hide your kids, hide your wife. Mario: *jumps and turns to Freddy, panicked* Ahhhahhhahahahaa!!! *runs away screaming*įreddy: *singing* Look at that booty, show me the booty, gimme the booty, I want the booty, back up the booty, I need the booty.Ĭhica Head: Bak, bak bak bak, *turns to Mario* Pizzaaaa. Mario: *walks into supply closet* Hey, have you got any food? Whoa! *notices the animatronic heads on the table* Mamaf***er! *realizes there's no spaghetti in there*įreddy: *appears behind Mario* *face is Smokey the Bear's face, using Smokey's voice* Only you can prevent *face and voice return to normal R*********PPEEE!! Mario: *looks outside door* Hey, Imma hungry.*leaves security room and crawls into stage room*įreddy: *glitch noise* *robotic voice as he slowly turns to Mario* It's r*ping time.Ĭhica: *spazzing out* PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Mario: I think I'll just stay here for now. Barney sings 'I Love You, You Love Me', causing Mario to panic desperately try to put out the light. Mario screams and keeps spamming the light and sees Pedobear, Yogi Bear, Toad in a bear suit and Barney.Mario turns on the light and sees Freddy.Mario: I work in a spaghettiria and I'm not even provided free spaghetti! Mario: *ranting* Where's my spaghetti? Where's my spaghetti? Music-box version of Toreador March plays.Phone Guy: Hello? Hello hello? Well if you're hearing this, then you're f*cked. Ahh, don't worry about that guy! He didn't get along with the robots! Skerpup: Well, if you're here for the job, I think a spot just opened. YOU!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Screams as he jumps out the window and runs away from the restaurant* Game & Watch covers his mouth) F***ING DO IT!!!!!!! And most importantly. Game & Watch covers his mouth) S***!! GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO (Mr. Officer: No, No, NO, A THOUSAND (Jumpman covers his mouth) F**ING TIMES, NO!!! *has bloodshot eyes* I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS (Mr. (Skerpup talks to the officer who is annoyed) (Freddy pops out, getting thrown into a wall near Mario) He thinks it's the spaghettiria and walks in.) *looks at the map, squinting* What the f*ck are we looking at? Ohh. (Mario crashes in a dark neighborhood and jumps out of his kart.) Mario: *singing and dancing, while driving* Bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way b*tch, get out the way! Slowpoke: Oh- Oh WTF? *walks onto the sidewalk* God d*mnit you won't gimme a chance! Just gimme a Chan- *Gets hit by Mario on his kart* ![]() Slowpoke: *holding a basket* Trick or Treat!
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